Dose of Macho

Do you really like pussy?
Hey dude, that’s wussy.
Do you also do other girlie stuff?
I’m sad to hear it.
In fact I can’t bare it.
We really thought that you were tough.

For a start you should give up that Tae-Bo crap
and workout with us at a proper gym.
Come round to Bloom’s and spar a bit.
It’ll toughen you up and keep you in trim.

Come and experience the authentic thing
complete with bruises and blood and sweat.
Discover your real self in the ring.
The peak experience is what you’ll get.

The risk of pain has a visceral reality.
You’ll see how cool it is to take a punch.
It’s an awesome feeling – total vitality.
Get a taste of that testosterone crunch.

The rush of adrenaline, the dripping sweat,
the aching muscles that you get.
Come and see what it’s like in there.
It’s hard core, man. Exciting? You bet!

Working it hard and getting the bruises,
feeling like you earned your stripes.
Stop hanging around with all those losers.
Come and work out with the macho types.

Optimal arousal and mental focus,
everything slows and nothing seems to hurt.
It’s only later in the locker room you see
the blood on your trunks, and on your shirt.

What do you mean “the chicks won’t dig it”?
Who gives a shit if they like it or not?
Try out some action with a group of men.
I guarantee you’ll find it’s hot.

Come and enjoy a dose of macho.
It’s a mystical experience like attending mass.
You’ll soon lose interest in that other stuff.
Only a real man can take it up the ass!