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Click hereI really am a Dr. Seuss,
For people over thirty,
I like to rhyme erotic poems,
And make them slightly dirty.
I like to ask the lady fair,
If I can lick her center,
Then take my long hard manly tool
And please her when I enter.
Sometimes it's frun to write such things,
As licking nasty holes,
It's fun to make the ladies blush,
When talking 'bout mens poles.
Now all I need's a pleasing lass
To help act out my rhymes,
Baby Boomers aren't too old,
To relish naughty times.