Drunk As A Fiddler's Bitch Again

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Hey for the nonce castrato's own species
we inflate into the haemorrhoids
tasty organs juicy artificial legs
luscious bod he's drunk as a fiddler's bitch again

I have a Kwanzaa's claptrap
how swagman tattoos decelerate penetrate
spill their seminal fluid into the bladder
handcuff the merry dancers and they're drunk as an owl again

Ample proportions is bloodless Mumbo—Jumbo is nip and tuck
we erect our poles to him rampant
we discharge our hardness into the aureole
we unfrock our cracks and we're fou as a coot, we're fou as a wulk

Here a eunuch castrato's own species
he fermented his back entrance and his own little green men banged him
and he pissed down on his ginglymi
before the throbbing chopper
and he beheld swastikas of yellow rain his landlubber his toast
and exposed itself his gigolo blushing
the excrements licked with proboscis procreations slimed

uncommon wholehogging nosehole
the perpendicular length is penetrating
the insatiable carcass
the twaddling hosepipe
the slags suck
gangrene's own prostitute
castrato's own species
hooked on the vomit
uncommon wholehogging nosehole
anus chez fossil
cohabitee knob basted
pubes unglued
midget machine—made
the uncorking pecker
jujitsuist tu—whit tu—whooed
a jujitsuist kicked the bucket
uncommon wholehogging nosehole
give love bites of Wireless Application Protocol
oomph ejaculated
zombie emitted a smell
the merry dancers swallowed
castrato's own species
screws the climax
and he's pissed as a newt again


Hey for the nonce castrato's own species
we rape Abe Lincoln addicted to diarrhoea and vomiting
tasty organs juicy artificial legs
frictionless sexual intercourse he's under the table again

Hey for the nonce castrato's own species
he blasts off into the puke
tasty organs juicy artificial legs
ravishing Cro—Magnon man he's stiff again

Copyright © Irma Cerrutti 2009

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tazz317tazz317over 12 years ago
TIDBITS ON THE EARTHS POPULATION

and bringing them forth, TK U MLJ LV NV