Eight to the Bar

in my most submissive mood
I'll take all that you can give, and more
and I'll love every second of being your whore

I'll suck the dreams from your head
swallow them with a smile
my hungry eyes inviting more all the while

I'll bang the next-door neighbor
I'll shack up with his dog
just order me, I'll do it in front of your boss

I'll crawl for your friends
I'll submit and I'll grovel
I'll beg and cry and bend over double

and all the while you'll know I'm yours
claim me, loan me to your friends
convince me I must do this to make amends

because I'm your little slutwife
that's a fact of my life
I'm nasty and lovely and deep for my size

when you beat me you know I'll never complain
for it's no secret:
I'm addicted to pain