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Click here"The old gray mare ain't what she uthed to be,"
he lisped when he took the sap from a tree
before there was Franklin D. Roosevelt's
electrification; "Twan't rural free."
He said "What the hellth's a wiffletree, Pa?"
who taught him what boiling maple sap does,
how he should curse to impress all the fillies,
and what a goddam wiffletree was,
but now there are tubes that run loop dee loop
from maple to maple sucked by a pump.
"For Chritthake, they even burn A-rab oil!
I won't thee theeth goddam buckeths no more!"
From Neo's "The Bucket List" Challenge.
My apologies to the listers,
the lispers, and to my rural friends,
most of whom are smarter than I,
it's just that I'm poking some fun.
but i laughed -5ed
What the hellth's a wiffletree, anyway?
I guess you and I are lucky to have heard so many different voices, and it pays attention to listen
Great friggin title, though, 'cept wudda been better as Ethan, Lispin, Kisthed the Bucket
Guess that would be carrying it too far
find out what is necessary to become, TK U MLJ LV NV
i think you be playing tunes on those buckets, gm :D
use of the lisp lends immediate character to ethan, and choice of diction fills that out further - a use of voice-cue techniques 1201 was explaining over on the forum.
you deliver a slice of life to anyone with a plate, and this one gave me a wry smile. ty