Fire-place Scorching!byUncle Pervey©
Sung to the music of, "Up On the Housetop," Christmas song.
Down through the chimney, fell Saint Nick,
Scorched his balls and, singed his dick!
He jerked his pants off, real damn quick,
To cool his hot ass, and his prick!
Oh, oh, oh, that's too hot!
Oo, oo, oo, burnt my pot!
Now I feel better, yes I do,
Cooled off my balls and, pecker too!
Santa sneaked inside, her bed room,
Found Rosie's bare ass, in the gloom!
Rosie's sweet ass made, his heart boom,
Santa moaned "I'll have, that ass soon!"
Oh, oh, oh, stick it in,
Ho, ho, ho, with a grin!
His balls were slapping, on her womb,
As he fucked her ass, with a "Voom!"
When Santa finished, what a sight!
He said "I'm hungry! Got a bite?
You're ass was perfect, just so tight!
Fit me like a glove, felt so right!
Ho, ho, ho, gotta go,
Ho, ho, ho, gotta blow!
Gotta get going, take my flight,
Got more gifts to give, out tonight!"
Santa left the house, by the door,
He'd never burnt his, ass before!
Sliding down a chimney, to the floor,
He decided then, "Not no more!"
Oh, oh, oh, burnt my bum,
Ho, ho, ho, got to cum!
Santa disappeared, with a yell,
"You're fire's too damn hot, go to Hell!!"