Five ways of looking at a Frog

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Frogs leap off rooftops
..................kerplunk!

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Frogs dance the Tango and
Charleston using tongues

as canes. Critics applaud
but they’re all toads

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Frogs save the world.
Immortalised in comic

books and Hollywood,
men clap but women

faint

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Frogs replace firemen, mobs
gather to erect miniature

gallows. Jobs are not saved,
neither are the frogs

Blame toads

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Trees drops frogs,
frogs multiply

Earth shall be inherited
by the frog

Amen