Four Roman Senators!byUncle Pervey©
Subtitled Political Similarities!
Senators of ancient Rome are similar,
To crooked politicians of today.
And like today's, most of them were dishonest,
And most of the ones who weren't crooks, were "Gay!"
The Senator that sat next to Cicero,
Was named Bare-anus and was "strange" indeed.
His bottom was like a woman's without hair.
And it was ALWAYS DRIPPING with white seed!
There was a Senator who owned a "Stud" farm,
And his anus was as big as a fist!
This Senator's "Sobriquet" wasBig-anus,
And he filled in for the mares, who weren't missed!
Sitting next to Big-anus was another,
A Senator with the "charms" of a shoat.
This Senator was small and named Tight-anus,
And everyone knew, he raised "Billy" goats!
One more Senator that needs to be mentioned,
Is a real smooth talker named Large-anus.
When he's in the "Public Baths," and bends over,
There's laughter and a shout, "There's Uranus!"
These Senators of yesteryears, are like ours,
But I'm not stupid enough to name names.
Just watch the TV channel for the Senate,
And by the "rouge" they wear, you'll know their games!!