- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Free Turd
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Parody of the classic rock song Free Bird
If I crap this out today
Will I still be so damn constipated tomorrow?
For I have to know if it's ok for me to go right now
'Cause there's been so much pain that I've been through tonight
....but if I keep it here inside of me
I wonder
Will it all remain the same?
'Cause I want it to be a free turd now and this turd I feel is my fault
I'm to blame for this smelly shame
I'm to blame for this smelly shame
I'm to blame for this smelly shame
Lord knows, I should never have eaten that last piece of chocolate fudge layer cake
Say bye-bye smelly,it's not been a sweet love
Oh God how I wish how I was feeling right now I could change
Please don't let it tear me apart inside too badly
Even through the lord knows I am to blame
I'm to blame for this smelly shame
I'm to blame for this smelly shame
I'm to blame for this smelly shame
Lord knows, I should never have eaten that last piece of chocolate fudge layer cake
Lord, I'm so ashamed
Cos I know I'm to blame
So won't you please get this piece of crap outta me?
Won't you please free my turd?
Yeah.....!
2008 Ramona Thompson
- COMMENTS
ohhh_liviaabout 16 years agowho cares? and may Lynard Skynard have mercy on your soul
sassynycabout 16 years agoi don't know the original song, but i can tell you, with tears in my eyes from laughter, that i'm going to look it up!
