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Frosty the Lover!

byUncle Pervey©

Sung to, "Frosty the Snowman."

Frosty had cold nuts, and he had a snow cone dick,
But he never minded, anyhow,
Long as he could use his prick!
Frosty was happy, when he'd find a willing quiff.
And he didn't care just who or where,
Long as he could make it stiff.

He'd catch a willing gal and,
Pull her panties down,
And he'd do it really fast,
Cause he wanted to "Go to town!"

Yes Frosty was speedy, with every gal he'd catch,
He'd lay her down and shove it in,
And freeze that poor girl's snatch!
Frosty would hurry, cause he had to catch the moon,
But he made a promise, to each gal,
He'd be back again real soon!

Frosty was too hot,
He had to get away,
And he told the gals "I'll tell you what,
I'll be back again some day!!"

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