- Erotic Poetry
- Frosty the Snowman!
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Frosty the Snowman had, two black coal bulging eyes,
He had a "Carrot" nose, and ONE between his thighs.
Frosty the Snowman was, a horny little man,
He'd sneak up on Snowgirls, and ram it in their can.
Frosty'd pump like crazy, and shoot out ALL his cum,
When he finished she'd have, a HUGE HOLE in her "Bum!"
Frosty NEVER came back, to do the same girl twice,
He knew that his "carrot," had reamed her out too nice!
Then Someone played Frosty, a really DIRTY trick,
They hid a razor blade, inside for Frosty's prick.
When Frosty rammed it home, old Frosty NEARLY shit,
His "carrot" found the blade, and NOW his "carrot's" SPLIT!
NOW Frosty the Snowman, leaves ALL Snowgirls alone,
Ever since THAT NIGHT when, that razor split his "Bone!"
Frosty SWORE OFF Snowgirls, and QUIT bothering them,
Since that razor caused him, ALL that painful "Mayhem!!"
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