Funky Monkey

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Funky monkey everywhere
Funky monkey in my underwear

Funky monkey running away
Funky money wants to play

Funky monkey found a gun
Funky money is no longer fun

Funky monkey robbed a bank
Funky monkey fucked a skank

Funky monkey is under arrest
Funky monkey grabbed a lady cop’s breast

Funky monkey now has to put up a $200,000 bail for robbing a bank and sexually assaulting a police officer.

Bad funky monkey, bad.

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LeBrozLeBrozover 17 years ago
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A witty piece that just goes to show,

You don't want a funky monkey as a pet.

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