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Click hereIf women are trees then men are fat caterpillars ducking beneath lady branches and snuggling close to leaves. If women are slaves then men are masters who cannot tie their own shoes but wield weapons large and foreboding. If women are dishwashers and stoves then men are perpetually in a position of receiving sitting firm in a chair or loosely on a couch. If women are just tits and ass then men are just cock and tongue. If women waged war then men would fight back then women would be more like men and no one would need to play these silly games of ownership and virtue. If women with tools and money and self-respect are few and far between then men should all be in tears of either joy or sorrow. If women are all skin then let men be meat.