- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Going Hard.
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Click hereVery obviously you've never tried this before.
I can't imagine what possesses you to start this weird...
Really? You want to be chained to a refrigerator, dressed like a racoon and beaten with a bin lid?
God damn you're a strange one!
I really recommend you start a little slower.
Nice massage, a little pussy...no... Oh well, you're the john.
- COMMENTS
DeepGreenEyesover 14 years agoThis made me laugh, and not too many poems on Lit do that, or try.
greenmountaineerover 14 years agoThis is great comedy. I'm not a big fan of the form, but when they're short and have the rapid fire punch lines like this one, they're enjoyable. Oops. Gotta go. My wife's calling me from the kitchen.
UnderYourSpellover 14 years agoWell I think it's funny and witty and am happy to give it full points ....... with my name attached to them too
sir_goodheadover 14 years agoreader would figure out it is an acrostic, if not, then why soil the puzzle? I Agree with PatC as an acrostic is a tool used by those with little talent. YOU seem to possess some talent, therefore, maybe stay away from this type of poem, it is beneath you.
annagrahamover 14 years agoI don't know, maybe you have been spending to much time watching Eastern Water Dragons? Hey, I loved it.
