tagErotic PoetryGomez and Herman's Solution!

Gomez and Herman's Solution!

byUncle Pervey©

A misconception needs some corrections,
About Adams' and Munsters' relations.
My Sweetie don't know of their rejections,
And the swap that led to their elation!

Gomez and Morticia were a couple,
Just like Lillian and Herman were too.
Neither couples satisfied or subtle,
So they decided to try something new!

Gomez liked how Lillian was looking,
And Herman thought Morticia looked real good.
So G and H got both their minds cooking,
They'd swap their wives, and it was understood.

They'd watch out for Uncle Festus peeking,
They knew the old reprobate loved to spy.
He spent most his time watching and sneaking,
He'd love to nip and suck on a sweet thigh!

So Herman and Gomez filed for divorce,
And the "Decrees" were granted pretty slick.
Lily and Morticia were glad of course,
They had an urge for some new sex acts quick!

Gomez loved Morticia but couldn't eat,
Her inflamed pussy which needed a tongue.
And Lily's pussy wanted red hot meat,
She wanted her pussy stuffed with a prong!

Gomez and Herman both had eight inches,
One had the tongue, and the other the prick.
They both planned a good time with the wenches,
Gomez would use his cock, and Herman lick!

Both the girls were happy and satisfied,
And Gomez and Herman were happy too.
Poor old Uncle Festus just cried and cried,
They sneaked around not giving him a clue!

So while the kids were off to school and play,
Lurch kept lurching and the Thing did his thing.
Poor old perverted Uncle Festus raved,
His screams and shouts made the bell tower ring!

Gomez gave to Lily what she needed,
And in return he got what he desired.
While old Herman and his tongue succeeded,
To make Morticia's pussy burn like fire!

Uncle Festus had a bad allergy,
He'd get a headache and faint from a smell.
Both girls knew Garlic worked good as Clergy,
And Garlic cloves protected their rooms well!

Like all good stories this one ends happy,
Except that Uncle Festus was annoyed.
He thought what he got from it was crappy,
Needless to say, he wasn't overjoyed!!

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