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Click hereToday was a very good day for somebody
but certainly not for Jesus. Oh sure,
now it is, but so what. For Jesus,
today was the last day in his hell on Earth.
So come to think of it,
maybe it wasn't so bad after all.
I wonder what the weather was like?
Did the clouds scowl? Did they cry
the tears of angels, or was it
just as baby blue as it is today
and as your eyes always are
in all our Christian Bibles?
Congratulations, Jesus,
because in case you didn't notice
you made the cover of Time.
When was the last time that happened?
It's all because of Hollywood, of course.
We are just as superficial as always,
just the way God planned it,
and just the way we have been
unable to devine it all these years.
have you ever googled God?
I have and He was there, in fact
everywhere. Sometimes I imagine Him
watching, writing in His book
taking names, counting just
how many times I have peed
in my life; I hope He fills
that "book" with something
other than mundane facts
of my existance.
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I loved the sarcastic tone of the narrator, adds a nice touch to the poem. An enjoyable poem, mentioned in today's new poem reviews.