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Click hereSanta's elves are on the shelves
When Grandma comes a knocking
Santa's elves get off the shelves
With thoughts that are quite shocking
She wants to be kissed but Grandma's pissed
The elves they are a mocking
But Gran the flirt lifts up her skirt
And flashes them her stocking
The elves all grin and then stream in
The atmosphere is rocking
But gran the whore slips on the floor
And all the elves come flocking
Let's change the rhyme the elves all chime
Give granny's cunt a sucking
Say goodbye to all the presents
And have some right good fucking
kind of predictable, but rather good end rime, 'cept all the -ings
The elves all grin and then steam in
stream?
and rather clever of you to put that there