Grandma's Rocking Xmas

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CuddlyAl
CuddlyAl
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Santa's by the chimney
Two elves are at his side
Grandma's in her rocking chair
Her legs are open wide
"Look what I have," Santa says
As he reaches in his sack
"A shiny purple dildo
"Just perfect for your crack"
Grandma takes the plastic cock
And slips it deep inside
"Yo ho. Yo ho!" cries Santa
His eyes both open wide.
The chair rocks back and fore and back
As Grandma thrusts in and out
"Happy Xmas all, I'm cumming"
She lets forth a great big shout
The elves have great big hard-ons
And Santa has one too
"Oh, jingle bells," purrs Grandma
"You look ready for a screw."
The elves go first and shag her hard
And the chair does rock and buck
Next, Santa exposes his yuletide log
And then proceeds to fuck
Their screwing lasts an hour
Till Grandma shouts "no more"
And Santa falls exhausted
Upon the spunk-washed floor
Then Grandma bolts and locks the door
And throws the key away
Now for her, the elves and Santa
Every day is Xmas day

CuddlyAl
CuddlyAl
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vrosej10vrosej10over 13 years ago
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Pretty damn funny. Made me smile.

LexyHarperLexyHarperover 13 years ago
Ho ho ho

Just what I needed for Xmas!