Granny Grunt!byUncle Pervey©
Grannie Grunt is quite a gal,
She never acts her age.
Newest styles and games and such,
Becomes her latest rage.
It matters not what others say,
Cause Grannie Grunt don't care.
The ones who want to criticize,
Ain't got the nerve to dare.
Cause Grannie's got a good right hook,
And wields it with a grin,
And if she misses with her right,
Her left will nail their chin.
Yes Grannie Grunt is quite a gal,
She loves her kin and fun,
But if you think you'll get her goat,
You better start to run!!