- Non-Erotic Poetry
- ~~Haiku Ribber~~
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Click hereA parody of a thread...
flowers up your ass
hold breath count to 17
another haiku
blue skies, the green leaves
my words are golden and just
like cooked chickens
Hey kiddies you can text message this one, the really bad words are cartooned out
FU2 FU
U FN S #@!!
UFN FR
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so I tore off the back
of the book of matches...*
Next week I learn Rhyme
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- COMMENTS
FifthFlowerabout 17 years agoNo double about it. These are the best haikus I've read. I like the "flowers up the ass" and the one for the kiddies to text message the best.
annagrahamover 17 years agoI lost the matchbook (the best book I've read this year) and I don't have $29.95, but I would really like to learn how to write a Haiku Rhyme.
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