Hammer Dance

In House he went by Hammer, Delay
back home our Tom now goes to dance.
He finds a novel kind of melee,
now pairs with pretty partner prance.
In House the majority leader,
new game engage not such a speeder.
She shows him steps, he learns the moves.
They spin around, she smiles, he grooves.
The judges like his spunk, she's sweet and spicy.
He whisks her quickly round the floor
to 'Wild Thing', could not ask for more.
Fans text their votes; now feet get dicey.
His doctor speaks - hang up his shoes.
He tried once more, but now the blues

Survivor Challenge – ballroom dancing and Onegin stanza.
Tom Delay was our district's representative,
and appeared on Dancing with the Stars.