- Erotic Poetry
- happy hour
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it's happy hour
right here between my legs
who needs alcohol
when my cum comes in kegs
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your breath will smell like pussy
instead of smelling like beer
raise your dicks and your boobs
and let's make a cheer
**
put down that wine
it doesn't taste better than me
i have shot glasses of my cum
that i will give you gladly
**
who needs wine coolers
when my cunt can give you a buzz
my pussy juice is potent
and i always knew it was
**
you might like the taste of whisky
but you'll love the taste of me
ask your drinking buddies
and all of them will agree
**
so come on down to lisa's pub
the cum drinks are on me
the reason i can make that offer
is because my pussy gets so juicy
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 14 years agoWho could resist such an offer!! Much better deal than 2 for 1 at your local pub.
