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Click hereHave a Naughty XXXmas,
it's the breast time of the year.
The eggnog
from your Yule log
will fill my cup with cheer.
Oh, Ho!
Your mistletoe
hung where I can see,
this hottie waits for you
carnal kisses from my knees.
Have a Naughty XXXmas,
and when I trim your tree,
stand below my ladder
so my balsam fir you'll see.
Oh, Ho!
My camel toe
wondrous woman's vee;
my stocking waits for you, so
stuff it just for me.
Heartless is still my favorite poem you've written but this one is playful - I love it!