Haven't a 'fucking' Clue: case 1

Haven't a 'fucking' Clue: case (1)
( the case of the missing panties )

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The Parker Brothers Mansion stood on Maple drive
a little more lustered when Mr. Parker was alive.
The night of his demise, the guest's got a surprise finding their gracious host, up and dies.

Inspector Clit'o questioned although,
every one seem to have an alibi
Looking at the guests with an inquisitive eye
seeing Professor Thumb's open fly

"You claim to be in the study?...
...studying a book on the spanish fly?"
Inspector Clit'o's voice did rise!

"That's right!" The Professor proclaimed
raising his chin with no shame
"Miss Scarlet and I were reading..."
Miss Scarlet smiled with greetings

rolling her tongue while she kissed her lipstick stick
color matched smudge on the colar of prof. Thumbs neck
in the library with a book on spanish flies
motives were clear with his open fly

Inspector Clit'o walked his estranged pace
till he was staring in Mr. Thallo Greens face
"Where were you again Mr Green?"
Inspector Clit'o said with a grin

"I was in the kitchen cooking up something bitchin'"
He answered with glee while sipping his tea
Mrs. Henrietta Peacock repaird her stocking
While Inspector Clit'o did his stalking

"...and where were you...Mrs. Peacock?"
Inspector Clit'o asked, then chimed the clock
I was with greenie, heating up beans and weenies,"
she said with a smile while watching the clocks dial

"And that leaves you two.." Inspector Clit'o's finger move
The Colonal just grinned at his old time friend
"I was fucking Mrs White with a candle stick...
...then The viagra kicked in and I used my prick"

"I see," said Inspector Clit'o with a frown
peering eyes as he walked around
"I must ask a strange request"
he finally said looking at the women's dress

"All three women stand before me...
...it is your panties I MUST SEE!"
Inspector Clit'o lined them up in row
his smile had a wicked glow

Mrs. Peascock raised her dress without shame
white cotton undies raised eyes, some sprang
Mrs. White mumbled, "I don't wear any" she exclaimed
Mrs. Scarlett proclaimed the same.

"I see," Inspector Clit'o replied scratching his chin
pulled a pair of panties from his pocket with a grin
There's only one way to tell for sure
who's panties these are

"they were found next to the victim over by the bar
a little whiff should tell who the murderer are!"
Inspector Clit'o's nose took a big 'sniff'
between both women's legs he got stiff

Inspector Clit'o began to stand, so did his manly man
pointed his finger at Miss Scarlett she sucked it in her mouth
licking and sucking his finger seductively
Inspector Clit'o felt the urge to leave

he went with Miss Scarlett to the study
"I must conduct further study..." the Inspector said
hands all over Miss Scarlett like glue
"...as for who done it? I haven't a 'fucking' clue!"