He USED To Be Called LUCKY!

He used to be called old "Lucky Dan,"
But that was BEFORE he met CARRIE.
He USED to be a "Gambling" man,
Then he made the MISTAKE to MARRY!

Lucky Dan THOUGHT he had a GOOD thing,
Cause Carrie was a BEAUTIFUL girl.
But then one morning he heard her SING,
And it MADE old Lucky Dan's toes CURL!

He'd NEVER noticed BEFORE how SHRILL,
Her voice was WHEN she got EXCITED.
Her shrieking voice just MADE his blood "Chill,"
And it MADE his BRAIN feel "IGNITED!"

His friends don't call him "Lucky" no MORE,
Because ALL of his luck PASSED away.
He's just called "Tough Luck Dan" with THAT "Whore,"
And ALL of Dan's LUCK is BAD today!!