- Non-Erotic Poetry
- He's Not A Boy, Never Gonna Be A Man
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Parody of Britney Spear's I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
Inspired by Kevin Federline
I used to think Kevin Federline was so damm hot
But now I know
He was a loser all along
Feels like this marriage is one big mistake
That's when I realize
He's not a boy, never gonna be a man
All the time in the world ain't gonna change that
Never would allow me a moment to be on my own
Would't stay away from the strippers and wine
He's not a boy, never gonna a man
There is no need to stay by his side
It's time that he learned to stand on his own
Without my money
Without my fame
To support him
I've seen so much more then he knows
So fans, watch for my tell all
In the Fall
REPEAT CHORUS
He's not a boy
He's not a boy
Won't lie to me again
Never gonna be a man
I'm throwing all his stuff out onto the lawn today
All the time in the world won't change that
Never let me have a moment to be on my own
Would't stay away from the strippers and wine
Ooh yeah
Baby, just gotta sing one more time
Kevin Federline
He's not a boy
Never gonna be man
Never gonna
Never ever gonna be my man again
No, no, ooooh, ooooh, no
No, No, he won't..............
© 2007 Ramona Thompson
- COMMENTS
Amyfriendabout 17 years agoBritney has gained hundreds of pounds and looks like a tub of lard. When she grows up she'll go back to KF..or maybe KFC.
duddle146about 17 years ago"I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair..." a little song from an earlier time seems to fit like a glove here.
