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i've written a few R-rated poems
the kindergarten instructors are advised
to skip some words i've used
when reciting my R-poems for students or parents
but now a friend of mine
from the depths of his shallow depression
gives me a dime
to write a crass poem
i have a notion or two
how to go about IT
"IT" is the key
to be crass my poem will have to be generic
my characters should have no character
they should use the baby talk
loaded with nothing but pronouns
like in some rock&roll
songs about "losing control"
- Give it baby, give it hot
- Take it baby, take it hard
- Give it to me, give it nice
- Take it baby, take it twice
to go beyond it means
to uncover in some detail
the anatomy and physiology
covered in the anatomy & physiology
textbooks
there are traps
people have observed
the similarities and differences
between the two halves of an ass
and of the Universe
the result was humorous not crass
or think about making love
on a table next to the open window
tall buildings seen between her spread legs
like she was delivering the city
it will take discipline
to write a crass poem
but i'll manage
i'll program my computer
wlodzimierz holsztynski ©
1992-05-03