Horny

byramonathompson©

For cheating husbands everywhere and their wifes who suffer the damage!

parody of Britney Spear's Lucky

Early morning
He wakes up
Like a rock, rock, rock
Got a hard on
It's time to masturbate
Perfect in his hands
It's what he's been lusting for
They go...
Isn't he horny
This dirty old man


BRIDGE

And they say...
He's so horny
He's a porn star
But he lie, lie, lies in his deceiving heart thinking
If I'm not cheating on my wife
Then why do these whores cum at night


Lust in an image
In a wet dream
But there's no condom to keep him safe
And he keeps on cheating, and he keeps on screwing


But tell me what happens when he gets a S.T.D.?


They go...
He's so horny, this dirty old man


REPEAT BRIDGE


'Best actor and the winner is...Horny!'


'I'm Roger Got The Biggest Johnson for porn news standing outside the bedroom waiting for Horny!'

'Oh my goodness here he cums!'


Isn't he horny, this dirty old man?
He is so horny, but why does he lie?


If he's not cheating on his wife?
Why do these whores cum at night?


REPEAT BRIDGE 2X






© 2006 RAMONA THOMPSON (All rights reserved)

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