Horny, That's How I Feel

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A kinky parody of the classic song Money, That's What I Want

The best way I feel is going on right now
Right this moment
Naked and aching for you to teach me
All about the birds and bees
Reaching down low to declare
Ooh yeah, baby
Horny
Horny, that's how I feel
Just for you
Just between me and you
Tonight
All night long
Yes, baby
Horny, that's how I feel

I know
Your lovin' is gonna give me such a thrill
All over
Up and down and back again
Everywhere
These kinds of erotic thrills may not pay my bills, but I don't care
Cos all I feel is horny
Ooh yeah, baby
Horny, that's how I feel
So now that you know
Tell me lover, ooh do tell
What are you going to do about it?

Horny and I want everything
All that you got to give
Set free
Inside of me, yeah
Your sex is gonna feel oh so good

Your sex is the best
Oh, lover, yes it's true
Never gonna find another to disagree
And even if you do, baby
Then what they think and say don't matter anyway
Cos they must be gay
To not wanna do you
The way that I want so badly to
When you make me feel

Horny
Oh so horny
Baby, yeah
Horny, that's what you got me feeling
Thinking
Saying
Singing
Screaming
Dreaming of tonight
Horny, that's how this woman
Your woman feels
Tonight

2008 Ramona Thompson