- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Hypothetical Twitter Hipster Haiku
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Drinking an ensure
(generic drugstore knock-off)
Helps caffeine jitters:
Not that I'm on drugs
There's just no milk in the fridge
Story of my life.
Not that I'm knocking
Occasional drug users--
They're okay by me
But you should know that
Moderation's key in life:
Keep it sane, people.
Though I must add that
The hard stuff's inherently
Really really bad,
But it's just coffee
That's making me all glitchy
And that's why I drank
The last cold ensure.
Does that sound so defensive?
Just coffee, I swear;
And though it's not milk
It's quite smooth and refreshing--
The generic too.
The can's kinda chic,
Makes me feel like a hipster
So hip and knowing.
And my skinny jeans
Will fit my tight little hips
Like a spandex glove.
Is this too banal?
But that's the point, isn't it?
Retweet this, #fuckface
- COMMENTS
Maria2394over 13 years agoI personally think Twitter is an ego-fest for people who have absolutely NO life but think they are so important everyone wants to know their every move and you capture this so well.
Keep doing these, they are cool. ;)
~~ Maria
