Hypothetical Twitter Hipster Haiku2

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Where’s the hot water?
Stupid taps are running cold
Should I be worried?

No sounds from the hall.
Where are the laundry people,
Kids banging doors shut?

Not one freaking peep!
Too quiet for the daytime
So frickin’ weird, man.

Creeping me out here . . .
Is this an evacua--
Evacuation?

Are the pipes shut off?
Is repair work in progress?
Why don’t they tell me?!

I hate it when they
Just leave signs on the doorknob
As if I just leave

My room every day.
Whatevs.-- Why’d the heat come on?
Was there a gas leak?

Replacing meters--
Unfucking believable.
What a waste of time!

Corporate minions
Flouncing around all damn day
Just to make a wage.

Go fuck all that shit.
Gonna nuke me an egg roll:
Got some porn to watch.

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Maria2394Maria2394over 13 years ago
enjoyed

sounds like my day with a few variations. enjoyed your piece this morning.

~~ Maria