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I C Piles!

byUncle Pervey©

There was a man named I C Piles,
Who had trouble with his "Dumping."
He could be heard across the street,
His "catterwalling" was something!

He tried all of the laxatives,
The "Store Bought," and "Home Remedies."
None seemed to do him any good,
And you could hear his screams and pleas!

Then one day he heard a whisper,
He thought he'd found the right trigger.
The next time he tried to, and couldn't,
He screamed "Bring on that big nigger!"

This remedy he used worked too well,
He no longer had to force it.
Now when he dumps he no longer grunts,
He just turns on like a spigot!

I C Piles had to have his name changed,
He calls himself Idump A Lott.
He bitches and complains like before,
With a corncob plugging his pot!!

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