I Diddle My Way (song)

Tune: "My Way" (Frank Sinatra)
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And now, I'm sitting here.
I've poured my drink, I've drawn my curtain.
I've spread my legs apart.
If they spread more they would be hurtin'.
I turn the vibe on high,
My breath grows short. It's in a *sigh* way.
I diddle long, I diddle strong
I diddle my way.

Men's dicks. I've had a few,
Had five at once at a convention.
And lips I've had them too,
Both sexes licked, without exemption.
But on the road of sex
My favored steps along the highway
Are with my finger walk
I diddle my way.

From time to time I've tried something new.
Sure, I got off a time or two.
But after all what makes me shout:
Fingers on clit! Thrust in and out!
Slide dildo in! Make my head spin!
I diddle my way!

I've spanked. Been whipped and cried.
My rectum filled, my share of bruising.
All kinds of kinks I've tried.
I've found a few quite amusing.
To think I've fucked like that,
And may I say, not in a shy way.
They must defer. I much prefer
To diddle my way.

For no one else can find that right spot!
I can myself, deep in the slot!
Slide in my toy! Vibe on my clit!
Lubed up with oil, nature and spit!
Pussy and bum! Oh, how I cum
When I diddle my way!