I don't usually buy Astrology.

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My mom called today
to tell me
to be aware
that I had a new Dominant Planetary Issue
and that Venus was tugging at me
even as we spoke.

I told her
you have no idea.

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Tomahawk26Tomahawk26about 8 years ago
<3

This is wonderful. And that's coming from a creative writing prof, if that means anything. :)

AnonymousAnonymousabout 13 years ago

Giggle.

Bill DadaBill Dadaover 14 years ago
^

Gives a whole new meaning to 'What's your sign?'

tkb2tkb2over 14 years ago
short and sweet

well written. it said what it had to say and said it well. only a few words needed to fully express the image and intent. Nice!

vrosej10vrosej10over 14 years ago
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I've had some version of this conversation with my mother a dozen times. Funny.