- Non-Erotic Poetry
- I wish I was an Aardvark
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I wish I was an Aardvark
at anting I'd excel,
I'd be a first in dictionaries
and bib..biblio...oh other books as well.
I'd stick my nose in everything,
what you mean no changes there?!
then trundle off across the plain
or pop down in my lair.
I'd be the one that all ants feared
a veritable 'ard case,
When termites saw me coming
they'd smartish about face.
Yes I'm the one to watch girls,
the one who's piglike hung
and if that don't get you going
have you seen my long, long tongue?!
- COMMENTS
Ashesh9over 10 years agothe one who's piglike hung
if that don't get U goin'
'ave U seen me looong , loong tongue ?!?
Excellent UYS : 5-ed !!
Angelineover 10 years agothis is funny and observant. Love it especially this line: "a veritable 'ard case,"
You just crack me up sometimes. :-D
