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if i had a dick

bylawrobbur©

if i had a dick
oh the fun i would have
i'd fuck every babe
in my dick having path
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i'd get in my car
and drive coast to coast
keeping a log of the girls
who i made cum the most
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i would wear tight pants
so my big bulge could show
i'd have all the ladies
'cause i'd be a male ho
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if i had a dick
i could pee standing up
i'd turn out older women
and young girls i'd corrupt
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if i had dick
i'd be a male stripper
my stage name would be
the big, black dipper
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if i had a dick
i'd beat my meat every day
i'd be such a stud
i'd turn straight men gay

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