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Click hereIf I had a pair of boobs
Oh, just imagine it
Two delicious swollen globes
For each hand one big tit
I would play with them all day
From dawn to setting sun
And it would not bother me
That no work had been done
I know the joy that I get now
Man nipples are some fun
If they did swell to mammoth size
My joy would be a ton
If I started rubbing them
I'd soon be wanting more
Before long I'd be writhing
Right on the kitchen floor
My mind would then be mushy
Could neither eat nor drink
I would want to play all day
I could not even think
What if all us men had boobs?
Our minds would surely lapse
Our businesses would crumble
Economies collapse
Women would then be in charge
I'd know not what to do
Can I keep things as they are?
I'll play with those on you