I'm An Asshole Man!

Sung to the music of, "I'm a Honky Tonk Man" by Johnny Horton.

Well I'm an asshole man,
And I love those assholes,
I love to get a girl down,
And then turn her all around,
I want to move my lips in slow,
And lick on her asshole,
Saying "Hey pretty Mama, I'll give you my soul.

Yes I'm an asshole man,
And there ain't nothin' so grand,
Than to bend her over good,
And then fill her with my wood,
Shove it inside all the way.
And when my cum is shooting out,
And I'm needing to scream and shout,
I'll say "Hey pretty Mama, I can do it all day!"

Well I'm an asshole man,
I love to fuck them cans,
I love to eat and suck them holes.
And this thing I really know, is fine,
I love to bury my tongue,
Deep inside her sweet bum,
I'll say "Hey pretty Mama, you're being so kind!!"