I'm Coming Out

Note-If the gays and lesbians can do it then so can we!

Gotta a deep dark secret I just have to reveal
Seems to be in thing to do nowadays
So here goes
May not be happening on the cover of the Rolling Stone
May not be as famous as him
But I'm just as talented and just as sure
When I make my shocking announcement
There's gonna be a rather large group of people who care

Too long I've hidden
Too long I've been ashamed
Keeping from all of you
The truth of who and what I really am
Well, no longer
I've made up my mind
If Adam can have the courage to do it
Then so can I here today

Bold, brave and ballsy
Out of my designer shoe filled closet
Here I come
Ready, willing and able
At long, long last
To state once and for all
Proudly for the record
This is who I am

Not gonna be so secret anymore
Not after this oh so very public move
Loud and in your face
No more waitin'
No more holdin' back
Just to avoid offending some way too uptight, straightaphobic people
And so here ladies and gentlemen it is
If you have't already guessed the truth is......

I am Ramona Thompson
A woman born and raised
A woman who just can't get enough of....MEN!

Yeah, that's right
I'm S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T
Not B-I or G-A-Y
And certainly not T-R-A-N-S-E-X-U-A-L
No matter what you may have heard

So just deal with it!

2009 Ramona Thompson