i'm ready

i'm ready to unwind
got anal sex on my mine
been yearin' all day
for a dick in my behind
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i'm ready to get loose
and drink some man juice
and have a train run on
my anal lovin' caboose
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i'm ready for piss
and a passionate kiss
when a dick's not in me
it's dick that i miss
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i'm ready for you
you know what to do
my ass is spread
now give it a screw