In the Zone!bySapphos Sister©
(I received a spam email headed 'Find her G-Spot! ' The temptation to respond was irresistible!)
'Your G-Spot is a Me-Spot!
As tiny as a microdot! '
My boyfriend sighed, then cursed a lot.
Of course, he hadn't found it.
Inspired by thoughts of Livingstone,
Exploring every sensual zone,
He almost crushed my pelvic bone,
But still skirted around it.
'It's not important, love, ' I lied
The eighth or ninth time that he tried.
He knew it was. That's why he cried,
Distraught at my frustration.
How long before men realise
It's not the void between our thighs
In which the mythic G-Spot lies
But our imagination?