Intensive Care

Would you behave?
I TOLD you it would hurt
What?
You didn't think it would hurt so much?
Well that's your own problem
I TOLD you not to do it.

Would you relax?
You're only hurting yourself
You're just making me impatient
I might have to actually hurt you

No...I'm not going to use the needle
Well maybe a little bit
If it will calm you down
Can't use too much, you'll go unconscious
I need you awake for this

SLAP!
No biting!
What's that?
No...I'm not a psychopath
You think this is fun?
Think I like trying to sort you out?

This?
It's a ball gag
Am I going to use it?
I'd like to avoid it
BECAUSE it's uncouth
Do I have to explain everything?
We are trying to accomplish something here
I won't tolerate barbarics

You seem to be calming down
A speedball will do that
It will mellow you out so you'll behave
But keep you alert enough for participation

(Click-Clack)
Want me to use these?
Please don't make me
Because you'll CHAFE,that's why
I have padded Velcro too
For your convenience

Oh, you want some water?
But of course, here
Pure spring water, with a straw
Drink up
It tastes strange?
That would be the vodka
I thought you'd like a treat

What's that?
Is the vodka dangerous with the drugs?
Probably
Everyone knows alcohol and narcotics don't mix
Twit
Why'd I do it?
Better you than me
Aren't you enjoying the ride?

You feel sick?
I'm not surprised
You're rather pale and sweating
Like you have the flu
Probably just stress
It's not good for you
Have you ever considered therapy?