tagNon-Erotic PoetryI've been called!

I've been called!

byUncle Pervey©

I've been called "a real bastard!"
This just isn't so!
My birth statis is well proved,
That's something I know!

I've been known to even fight,
Over some names said.
Some things a man just can't take,
They'll make him see red.

Like "You're a woman hater!"
Damn all chauvenists!
I love gals I don't hate them,
This will make me pissed!

Something else that makes me fight,
"You're a homo-phobe!"
That's just not true my friend,
I don't know the scope.

I've been called "an Asshole" and,
Called a "Shithead" too.
I don't care about these names,
They are mostly true!

There's something you can believe,
No one's ever said,
"You're a piss poor lover," or,
"You don't give good head!"

Cause I love all the women,
And I always will!
I'll do anything for them,
And I'm doing it still!!

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