- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Ivory Tower Trash
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(inspired by the wonderful karmadog)
Ivory tower trash -
Someone throw them a sash
Or a badge to wear,
As if we'd care.
I hope it gives them a rash.
Stuck in their tiny corner
Like a myopic Jack Horner
Assembling some facts
About disjointed Yaks
For a paper that would chill a coroner.
I give them this, they're persistent
And deserve a whipped assistant,
Who'll finish the work
For the egoist jerk
Whose whim makes them subsistant.
Meaningful is not the intent -
For this, their schools should get bent,
But publish they must
Or the coffers will rust
And the Alumni would be less content.
For me, degrees all invoke
A desire to lay back and choke,
But the dollars are there
With endowments to spare -
A self-perpetuating scholarly joke!
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