Jack and Jill: The Truth

Author's Note: I lay no claim to the traditional Jack and Jill. This is just my interpretation of what really happened.
Adapted from Traditonal

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
And all the time it was a crime,
For Jill was the King's daughter.

So the King sent men to ambush them
Up at the water well.
"You should have known she's not your own!"
Roared the King with a mighty yell.

There was a fight with all the knights
And the air was filled with laughter,
As Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

When Jill came to, she'd lost her shoe,
And looked around to find it.
She soon found Jack upon his back
"Jill," he cried, "I've been blinded!"

"What has he done!? I was so dumb!"
Jill sobbed and wailed about it.
"Because of me, you cannot see!
Your sight, what will you do without it?"

Jack placed his hand upon the land,
"Just as this grass is growing,
My sweet mem'ry, of your beauty,
Will be what keeps me going."

Jill turned bright red at what he said,
And felt her heart would sing.
That was when, she swore revenge,
On the man who was the king.

In several weeks, she wasn't meek,
And learned the ways of killing.
She'd have his head and leave him dead,
With all his blood there spilling.

Without a hassle, into the castle,
Jill crept through secret door,
Without a sound, her father found,
'Cept his head when hit the floor.

She wasn't caught, as her only thought,
Was returning safe to Jack.
She found him there, unaware,
Dropping the clothes off her back.

Jill pushed Jack down, onto the ground,
And claimed his lips with her own,
She pressed her breasts into his chest,
And let out a lustful moan.

Jack was surprised, and let out a cry,
When her hand then grasped his cock.
"Fuck me, please!" Jill did plead,
And pleasure replaced his shock.

He pushed his pole into her hole,
And filled her up completely.
Without a sound, he flipped them 'round,
Then fucked her hard and deeply.

He heard Jill hiss her joyful bliss,
His name she started humming.
He held her hips and kissed her lips,
"Oh Jack!" She cried, "I'm cumming!"

Her pussy quivered, he then shivered,
He shot his seed within.
"Ooh fill me up, with your stuff!"
She said with a naughty grin.

All through the night, 'till morning's light,
They fucked like two jackrabbits.
Jack held her near, and licked her ear;
"Let's make this our new habit."

Their new love rendered, Jill remembered,
She hadn't told him yet,
About her kill (which was a thrill),
Of the end the King had met.

She told Jack then where she had been,
And how she'd slain her father.
He sadly sighed, "I've also lied,
I am Prince Jack Walther."

"Jill you see, you've been deceived,
For I am another King's son.
This was an attempt, to settle contempt,
And unite our Nations as one.

But along the way, it's plain to say,
That I have fallen in love.
Your heart so true, I cherish you
Like you were sent from above."

Jill shed a tear, but pulled Jack near,
"Then we leave before they find us.
So I say, our lies can stay,
We'll put it all behind us."

"I wish I could see, your face so sweet,
As I ask you what I'm thinking.
Be my wife, the rest of my life."
Soon happy tears she was blinking.

"Jack," said Jill, "Come to the hill,
For there we can be married.
My friend's a priest, our love's so sweet,
Our pasts can then be buried."

So Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Not with water pail, but laughter.
For there they wed, and then they fled,
And lived happily ever after.