- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Joe Joe's at Hooters on Christmas Eve
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"So let me ask you something, Honey.
Who would buyLibido Max
in a supermarket? I swear to God,
saw it last week in Winn Dixie."
Joe Joe who orders a bottle of Schlitz
was also stunned to find coal in his costume
at Disney World where his Goofy's a hit
he says to Spanky who's as big as
a mother a month from weaning her kid.
"Hey Joe Joe, no Disney World smile today?"
says Larry, passing him by with his date,
some moron Joe Joe thinks he remembers,
associate training early December
during the firm but flexible role play
when Joe Joe instead was asked to learn how to
yuk yuk like Goofy and sometimes say "gawrsh"
he did today for those brats from Ohio.
"Cleveland for Chrissakes, the armpit of Erie!"
he says to Spanky, looking at his,
who for a big tip says "Betcha ya pump iron"
and though he doesn't, he says that he does
after he ordered his first St. Pauli
whose logo's a girl with melons as tits
he thinks as he's peeling the label off
next to a half-full bottle of Schlitz.
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