Keep It All In The Family

Keeping it all in the Family

Forget the rest,
I’m tired of bar pickups.
Incest is best.
Pardon my hiccups (hiccup).

I put them both to the test.
Now, I must choose,
After, I made quite a mess.
Walk in my shoes.

Sex with my mother-in-law,
Was hot and heavy.
Sex with my sister-in-law,
In my Chevy.

One found out ‘bout the other.
They scratched and clawed,
Then told and upset mother
‘bout my daughter-in-law.

I need some more relatives
To have sex with.
Positives to negatives
Incest best myth.

Maybe, I’ll try my cousins,
Ask them for sex.
I have several dozen,
If not, what next?