King Tut

He was called the boy King
And he lavished in gold
But his reign was quite short
And he never grew old.

But he had a sweet sister
And that made things best
For the two played around
In Egyptian incest.

When they slept together
They’d each wear a smile
They wore nothing else
On those night’s ‘long the Nile.

Some scribes of the court
Wondered just how he kept her
They’d know if they ever
Got a peek at his scepter.

And she in return
Took good care of each nut
It made a hot Pharaoh
Of the lad we call Tut.

In return he got playful
And he knelt down and licked her
When she begged for a poking
He complied and he dick’d her.

She sucked him for hours
He felt so terrific
That the symbol ( | )
Made a new hieroglyphic.

His organs and hers
He rew on a panel
And a new hieroglyphic
With them sister doing anal.

They spent time giving head
In a Throne Room quite hallowed
And he named her his Queen
Just after she swallowed.

So if ever you journey
Off to Thebes or to Luxor
Yo’ll learn that Tut’s sister
Is a Queen cause she sucks more.

And to become a ruler
Just recall what you’ve read
Emulate the young boy Pharaoh
And give ladies head.