- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Leonard Cohen Buying Produce
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Look out at the sea of green
A thousand things I’ve never seen
Who cares for carrots?
Who cares for apricots?
The chemicals that have been sprayed
Sing to me like lemonade
With songs of cancer
And songs of impotence
I like oranges, yes I do
I like figs and ‘tatoes too
But bananas make me feel
Kinda strange
Which apples should I get?
Pink Lady, Gala, or Somerset?
The forbidden fruit,
The bible didn’t say
Watch a woman sell her soul
Seein’ if a grape is old
Tell her she’s raisin hell
But she won’t get it
Look out at a sea of green
A thousand things I’ve never seen
I buy some carrots
I buy some apricots
So much food, so much waste
So much like the human race
I wish the check out line
Would hurry up
- COMMENTS
twelveooneover 17 years agoWhich apples should I get?
Pink Lady, Gala, or Somerset?
The forbidden fruit,
The bible didn’t say
MacIntosh, my brother
good to see you writing
