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Click hereParody of the Avril Lavigne song Girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you should be a lesbian
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your lesbian
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know you want me
It's ok! It's ok!
No your sexuality should't be a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your lesbian
Your a88 is so fine
I wonder what you'd think of mine
I bet you'd taste so delicious
I think about the 2 of us all the time
Your pretty blue eyes got me so addicted
Don't you know this feeling is alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'd be damn good
And Hell yeah
It's true
I wanna.....you my little princess
I can tell you want me and you know it'll be alright
BRIDGE
He's like so whatever
I could do you so much better
I think we should press our lips together now
And see what happens!
CHORUS
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you should be a lesbian
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your lesbian
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know you want me
It's ok! It's ok!
No your sexuality should't be a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your lesbian
I can see the way
I see the way you look back at me
And even when you deny that you wanna be gay we all know
What you really wanna be
I know I'm in your every naughty fantasy
So come over here
Whisper in my ear
Your choice to be a brand new q.....
Better yet let's make those panties disappear
I don't want any barriors between us ever again
Never again
Never again
Never again
BRIDGE
He's like so whatever
I could do you so much better
I think we should press our lips together now
And see what happens!
CHORUS
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you should be a lesbian
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your lesbian
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you want me
It's ok! It's ok!
No your sexuality should't be a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your lesbian
In a second you'll be loving my finger
Cause I can I can do you better
Better then any man
So when ya gonna let me sink in, babe?
He's so stupid
You're so not straight that way
Baby, what the Hell were you thinking?!
(repeat)
2007 Ramona Thompson